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Decoy

Is the angler fish ever tempted by its own bait? Does it ever stir from whatever trance-like state passes for sleep in the aphotic zone, see the glowing decoy & think, Ah — mine! & surge...

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Thought-blogging the Democratic debate

The debates have become so scripted now, the only real action takes place in the candidates’ heads. And since that’s pretty much pure speculation, why hold off blogging tonight’s debate until it...

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What is Main Street?

From the Google. Main Street is mad Main Street is a state highway Main Street is too broke to pay them back Main Street is white hot these days Main Street is fed up Main Street is part of the...

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Dash away all

“What the hell are we going to do with all these?” I asked, staring at the eight freshly severed heads lined up in the blood-stained snow. Their eyes had filmed over and the moonlit shadows of their...

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Dark matter (a survey)

Take the survey here UPDATE: Here are the survey results as of noon, 1/21/10 (omitting the percentages of those who chose to skip the question): Can a houseplant die of loneliness? 52 (72%) said Yes 11...

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iPaddy

Foxconn, a Taipei-based manufacturer of high-tech goods like Apple iPads and iPhones, installed safety nets around the building earlier this year after more than ten employees jumped to their deaths....

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Advice for silo bloggers

Are you a silo blogger? By that I mean: does no one ever link to you or comment on your posts? Well, I doubt it. Because if that were the case, you probably wouldn’t be reading this, either. Or if you...

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Meditation: ten new exercises

1. Watch a flower bud swell and open over the course of a week. The moment it’s fully open, clip it for an ikebana arrangement. It should feel as if you were severing your own limb. 2. Radio waves are...

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Behind the big drop in euthanasia for America’s postmodernists and...

I’m live-blogging from the AWP conference in Chicago. Fewer postmodernists and neo-formalists than ever before are being put to death at writers’ MFA programs across the United States. Instead they’re...

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Vocabulary for a New American Century

I’m taking a break and highlighting some classic posts from my first full year of blogging, 2004. Political posts have always been an occasional feature here, and tend to be personal in nature rather...

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Decoy

Is the angler fish ever tempted by its own bait? Does it ever stir from whatever trance-like state passes for sleep in the aphotic zone, see the glowing decoy & think, Ah — mine! & surge...

View Article

Thought-blogging the Democratic debate

The debates have become so scripted now, the only real action takes place in the candidates’ heads. And since that’s pretty much pure speculation, why hold off blogging tonight’s debate until it...

View Article

What is Main Street?

From the Google. Main Street is mad Main Street is a state highway Main Street is too broke to pay them back Main Street is white hot these days Main Street is fed up Main Street is part of the...

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Dash away all

“What the hell are we going to do with all these?” I asked, staring at the eight freshly severed heads lined up in the blood-stained snow. Their eyes had filmed over and the moonlit shadows of their...

View Article

Dark matter (a survey)

Take the survey here UPDATE: Here are the survey results as of noon, 1/21/10 (omitting the percentages of those who chose to skip the question): Can a houseplant die of loneliness? 52 (72%) said Yes 11...

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Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

iPaddy

Foxconn, a Taipei-based manufacturer of high-tech goods like Apple iPads and iPhones, installed safety nets around the building earlier this year after more than ten employees jumped to their deaths....

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Advice for silo bloggers

Are you a silo blogger? By that I mean: does no one ever link to you or comment on your posts? Well, I doubt it. Because if that were the case, you probably wouldn’t be reading this, either. Or if you...

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How to meditate

1. Watch a flower bud swell and open over the course of a week. The moment it’s fully open, clip it for an ikebana arrangement. It should feel as if you were severing your own limb. 2. Radio waves are...

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Behind the big drop in euthanasia for America’s postmodernists and...

I’m live-blogging from the AWP conference in Chicago. Fewer postmodernists and neo-formalists than ever before are being put to death at writers’ MFA programs across the United States. Instead they’re...

View Article

Vocabulary for a New American Century

I’m taking a break and highlighting some classic posts from my first full year of blogging, 2004. Political posts have always been an occasional feature here, and tend to be personal in nature rather...

View Article
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